At the end of the rainbow, there's a place where the Leprechauns meet to discuss the future of wealth and luck. We've all heard of the pot o' gold and the luck of the Irish but those are both metaphors for the wealth that this council of little green men control. It's from this table at the end of the rainbow that they decide who gets the wealth and the luck and who does not. Recently, I feel that the council has lost sight of the good they used to do. Something had to change.
Leprechaun’s are fae (fairies) and fae are gods: creatures in charge of something just as Hestia was in charge of the hearth and Thor was in charge of thunder. They guide such things and control them through means beyond that which any human can understand. God? One thing that created the universe? It's mythology for the gullible. What people don't understand is that many things made the universe and many things control it. It's not as simple as an umbrella figure but fuck's sake if it were only that easy.
Most of us know about the others or are at least aware that something else could exist, but we differ in our responsibilities and reasons. Some might view me as a god of dogs because I am immortal and all dogs directly descend from the canis lupus or the wolf, but I am not as lucky as all that. God or no God, I have never been as lucky as the movies portray my kind.
The vampires, descended from aristocracy and humpers of their own family, were cursed by the gods for their wretched concentration of power and wealth (not to mention greed beyond comprehension to the point that their blood thinned and it was a fitting and almost biological punishment that they should have to drink to keep their blood strong. However, do to the royal money and greed, they do not suffer the common man's eyes over the centuries like I do. A Were in a movie seems to never worry about money. Somehow they all have it and they're all educated and the immortals have amassed enough wealth that they never speak of working at a corner store for minimum wage. HA! It's right where the Leprechaun’s would want me. It’s bad enough that they can barely control the vampires over the centuries by toppling the monarchical system.
I drone on about my pathetic little world, so I suppose I'll get to the night it happened. The gatherings are always after a full hearted rain when the air is crisp with moisture and a cool breeze blows to clear the clouds. At the end of the broken sunlight trail, in a clearing in the same place as always, there's the rainbow's end and a pot of gold that never runs dry. Within this pot is all the wealth in the world that ever was or ever will be. Each coin represents pieces of a fortune monetary or otherwise that the council will bestow on certain people. They are outside of time and space and therefore they could review everyone in the world at the same time and nobody would be able to tell that meetings take place at lengths of days or weeks or sometimes years. Wolves can't enter their realm unless one of them has been caught and we have the key.
One of them was caught alright; one of them was torn to pieces as I had intended to do with the rest. Mankind had become so formulaic that bestowing wealth was far too easy and the council had to be stopped. I remember running in wolf form, with the key draped from my jaw, towards the edge of a cliff at the edge of the world in the grassy plains of Ireland. The conditions were perfect and the rainbow ran right off the edge. As the dew and mist stung my face like thousands of tiny pine needles, I ran with the speed of the Windigo and leapt from the cliff towards the rocks below.
The next I noticed, I was in the forest next to the pot of gold and I was naked and back to human form. Ahead of me were shrubs that grew as tall as redwoods and made two almost covered paths to the table of gifts. The meeting had already begun and they had gathered the water vapors to the center of the table to peer in on the world of the humans. The Leprechaun’s liked to pretend like life was "two roads diverged in a yellow wood" and thus they designed this dungeon of real power to resemble the idea that what they did was only following the natural course of human free will. The wrong path would take you in circles, while the right one took you to the table of gifts. Ironic that the right path turned out to be literally the right path. It was designed that way to show you that there is definitely a wrong path; self-righteous, arrogant, pricks.
I walked into the meeting with stealth so that I made no sound and announced absolutely no presence but they knew I was there and what I was the moment I entered. This was their realm and they showed no fear. Why would they fear? They weren't warriors; their weapon was fortune. Lucky me that fortune favors the bold. As if to prove my wretched boldness, I moved with speed the human eye could not perceive but with speed that they could almost match. Almost but not quite. As I said, they're business men, not war lords and wolves are hunters, not business savvy purveyors of wealth. The advantage to assassination was on my side.
As I finish wounding them to incapacitate movement, I began my address.
"Thousands of years I've watched you shape the fortune of this world into its oblivion. I have never had your luck on my side and never cared to as I carry my own like all preternatural creatures. However, I have seen the greed of the wealthy grow, in some cases, beyond even your control and as you are no longer needed and your 'balance' is proven to be broken, it has come time that you all be retired."
"Ya dannae what ya do, boy," said a Leprechaun. "We be the last line of defense against the most corrupt of your world."
"I know that's what you say and we both know immortality. Beyond that, I'd say the playground has us both as children grasping at straws. There was a point that they were not but mortals who depended on us but you lost control as did many of the higher realms."
"There's a way for everything to..."
Their cries barely echoed for an instant and in that moment, incapacitated and unable to use the powers they had, even the basic ones like accelerated movement, I feel like they knew what it meant to be powerless to your fate, just as I had seen in the humans of the day. Those who they had doomed because they had given gifts to a CEO who had the course of his life mapped out till he took control from them and began wrecking all those in his way. I had watched it and now they could feel it: helpless and now headless.
There is only one way to kill an immortal. That way is to decapitate him. Anything less is only going to make him mad. There are some out there that even decapitation doesn't work on but everything is cleansed with fire at the end. It's difficult to set a fire with dew all around you but I came prepared and along with burning their table, I burned all of them in the center of it.
It's a beautiful thing, Justice. That's what happened that day and it felt wonderful. It felt vindicating: holding the leprechaun heart in my hands. The bloody limp organ like a diminished ego dripping with gold flakes. Ha! How pathetic and cliché that in our world, a stupid saying like "Riches are in our blood" would be literal. The last sigh of a dying creature comes so much quicker when its gargling its own blood. I'd so hoped it would be more dramatic: this death scene but it was quick and brutal and over in the blink of an eye.
It was fitting. The end of money married to luck was over in an instant but outside, the walls began to fall. countries fought wars and within the states, anarchy ran rampant. The wealth staggered and everyone became nervous. That nervousness lead to civil war and the war led to the end of capitalism as we know it but that's a story for another day.
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
The three little (Mobster) Pigs
It’s a rough world for an animal, especially when there’s so
much competition. You got Tommy the rat,
Snoop the dog, Charley the squirrel, Don the stool pigeon, and about a hundred
other wise guys gunning for one thing, their own damn hides. The unspoken rule though, is nobody talks to
the cops. Those wolves would rather eat
you than give you your due process. I
can’t blame ‘em on account of our revolving door prison system but hey! That’s
just LA.
To begin my “tale of woe,” I’ll just tell you right off the
bat I’m telling it posthumously. In
other words, I’m dead kids; nails in the coffin, six feet under dead. I hate it when wise guys tell a story where
they make you guess whether they got knocked off and you know the truth of the
matter; they did. You found the fucking
bloody manuscript at their desk, you know they’re dead but they add this
unnecessary drama to make their story more exciting and leave it on their desk
when you come to shoot them between the fucking eyeballs. Meh, what do I know about writing, I’m a
fucking pig.
Freddy the Pig. I run
a butcher shop and a couple other businesses around town with my two brothers,
Eddy and Teddy. I know what you’re
thinking about the rhyming names and this being a story book tale but forget
it. Fredrick, Edward and Theodore were
our god given names and the rest is for street credit and appearance of a
united front. Our last names? Prosciutto. Together they call us the three little pigs
because of account we make our money in pounds of flesh.
I remember the night I died clear as crystal. Eddy was working down town at the butcher’s
shop; Teddy was around the corner at the packaging plant and me? Well I was across town at the
slaughterhouse. The wolves had our scent
and they were out for blood on account of Teddy being a dumb mother fucker and
killing a cop. I had the body at the
plant and along with some pig and cow intestines was ready to turn it into beef
bologna.
Inspector Mike Wolfe was on duty that night and he had
rounded up a posy of LA’s finest to take all of us three in for racketeering,
armed robbery, various organized crimes and multiple accounts of murder. Wolfe was the kind of guy who mirrored guys
like Wyatt Earp and Rooster Cogburn. You
either gave up or got shot up and Eddy knew it when he heard the knock.
They hit Eddy first.
Pure little Eddy was no problem at all.
He didn’t even have a leg to stand on, on account of the doors at 1st
and Main being made of glass. It was 11
o’ clock; closing time and Eddy had just locked up. He was cleaning behind the
door when he heard the knock.
“Eddy the pig!”
No response from Eddy as he cowered behind the meat case in
fear.
“EDDY THE PIG!” said Officer Wolfe louder this time and with
agitation in his voice and his finger on his trigger.
“Look, Eddy, we can do this the easy way. You open the door and I arrest you or we can do it the hard way where I have to blow the door down.”
“Look, Eddy, we can do this the easy way. You open the door and I arrest you or we can do it the hard way where I have to blow the door down.”
Still no response from Eddy.
Wolfe stood back from the door and fired two shots into it,
shattering the glass and giving him about three steps between him and the meat
case. Eddy got off a round directly into
Wolfe’s vest but it was too late because Wolfe always shot for the head. After the shots had been fired by those two
men and Eddy was on the floor, all hell broke loose. Those cops ate him up as
they sprayed the meat case till there was probably nothing left of Eddy when
they heard Wolfe’s yelling, “Hold your fire, ya mooks!”
They took a lot into evidence and then a small contingent of
them moved on down the road to Teddy.
They came up to the establishment with sirens blazing and
lights on. They wanted Teddy to know
they had come for him. This was not
meant to be a blood bath but it had to be.
Teddy wasn’t one of us three little pigs to just lie down and take
it. That’s why I had the dead body of a
cop ready to be turned into lunch meat.
Knocking on the wooden door to the processing plant, Teddy
was sure he was safe. Wood is stronger
than glass and he had about 6 pad locks on it between him and that Wolfe.
“Teddy the pig!”
“Suck my big, fat dick you scuzzle butt, hairy faced whore,
Wolfe!”
“Teddy, that hurts my feelings but you will open the door…
even if I have to blow this place up!” said Wolfe.
Readying a Browning M2 that he mounted on the railing, Teddy
was ready to obliterate anything that came through that door.
“Teddy, I know the kind of toys you like to play with and
this place you’re holed up in is made of sticks compared to what I got for it,”
said Wolfe
Teddy drew back on the lock to load the machine gun and
said, “You hear that? That’s a fucking
browning M2, Wolfe. You come near the
inside of this place and I’m going to roll you like barrel full of nothing!”
“Teddy, I think we got you out gunned out here. I got some heavy duty stuff. You sure you want to do this dance again?”
Teddy knew Wolfe on a personal account of five years prior
when Wolfe had gotten shot in the leg and Teddy still had a bullet lodged in
his shoulder somewhere near the tendon.
In this moment, Teddy thought about that night and made the conscious
decision to shoot first. It was
glorious! If it had been a movie, you
would have heard, “Ode to Joy” while chunks of brick and mortar spat out at the
wall of police officers like hundreds of arrows flying over the battlefield of
some ancient china man’s war.
You could see that even though the smoke grenades went into
the building and the grenade grenades blew away the cat walk that vicious Teddy
the pig stood on, he kept shooting all the way to the ground. The cops bodies
were riddled with bullets and pieces of them littered the meat packing plant’s
floor till the animal parts and these wolves parts were indistinguishable.
The alpha Wolfe, however was unscathed. He had let his men go in and gotten not a
scratch on him. As he looked about at
the men lying on the floor in pieces, he came over to Teddy’s body, which at
this point was laughing and choking on the blood that gurgled out of his shot
up body. The Wolfe in his rage, drew his
knife from his utility belt, cut the broken bullet proof vest from Teddy’s
front and stuck the knife into Teddy’s gut like a stuck pig. Teddy, all that time, continued to laugh in
Mike’s face and spit his blood all over Mike Wolfe’s snout until Mike twisted
the knife and Teddy the pig was no more.
It was my turn at last.
The last little pig and the boss little pig. I was the smart one; the most animal of them
all because I could maximize my death toll without the destruction. My door was made from solid steel on account
of this being a slaughterhouse and the meat needed to be immediately chilled.
Wolfe wouldn’t knock on this door. Even if he did, he knew I wouldn’t hear the
response and his words wouldn’t get through the raw metal. So he called the plant’s phone, hoping he
could reason with me and avoid as many casualties as Teddy cost him.
“Hello?” I said
“Freddy, it’s Mike Wolfe.
Your brothers are dead and we have your place surrounded. Your brother cost me a lot of men and as
you’re the boss, I’m sure you can cost me just as much. So let’s both be smart, I know you didn’t
kill that cop and the one who did is already dead. You can beat the charges so why don’t we just
talk after you let me in.”
I heard his words and part of me was scared but the dominant
part wanted revenge for my flesh and blood that the Wolfe and his Wolves had
killed. It was that part that uttered in
rage, “not by the hairs on my mother fucking chin, you dick!”
From the other end of the line, I heard, “Ok, take it out,
before the door blew open with the force of C4.
Cops in riot gear came flooding in as I hid in an office on the first
floor.
Mike Wolfe, also dressed in armor, yelled out on the factory
floor, “little pig, little pig where are you?”
They taunted us, I suppose, on account of all the “good
cops” we’d taken from them. I didn’t
give a Tommy the rat’s ass.
“Come and get me you shit cop!”
“Fan out!”
25 cops accompanied Mike Wolfe that night and 10 of them I
wounded and 15 of them I killed using Gurkha tactics I’d learned while I was
stationed in Burma during the war. You
see, Eddy had no idea what he was doing so he used this little snub nose P.O.S.
to protect himself; Teddy knew what he was doing but with Teddy is was always a
light show. The boy liked big toys
because he thought he was invincible.
Me? Well I knew the trick to mass
slaughter was deception, sneaking and a knife with a sharp edge. It was ironic that my life should be ended by
another knife just like Teddy’s was.
When
the backup arrived, Mike Wolfe was cleaning off his blade and intensely staring
at my Kukri. Officer Roger Cub from the 5th precinct stood with him
and, disgusted caught a glimpse of my blade.
“I’ve never seen such an un-American piece of garbage as
this knife, have you?” said officer Cub
“Got the job done,” said Wolfe tossing it at my corpse.
“What are you going to tell the papers about how you lost 22
cops tonight?” said officer Cub.
“The story of the Prosciutto brothers… The story of the three
little pigs,” said Officer Wolfe.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Pain Case
Part III:
My soul is quiet
my body retaliates
yet, I feel nothing.
In my training, I have acquired certain skills that make me trained to kill with precision and indecision for the betterment of the empire of the sun. I will deny my existence to those who catch me and would rather die with honor than sell out my country. Therefore, in the eyes of the world, I work alone and with only myself to blame for the destruction I cause.
To kill someone in a tortuous way, one simply needs to cut the cerebellum from the nervous system at the bottom of the skull in the back. This can be accomplished with a swiss army knife but I would hardly debase my skills by using something so primitive. This is why my government has honored me with a physical upgrade, they call an ocular implant. All of a sudden I was able to move quicker and know the heartbeat of time and space myself...
In one beat of my own heart, my movements could match and overcome that of an inferior foe and everyone became inferior.
To initialize my story, I will tell you of my very first mission. As I said before, a small knife, inserted at the bottom of the neck and twisted will sever all nerves and cause instant paralysis as one begins to watch as their lungs and heart stop working. Depending on the point of insertion... But death is not the best choice for getting information. To do that, you want a similar instrument but less of an instrument of laceration and more for puncture. You want a nerve toxin.
The night was quiet as I remember and the sweet stink of cherry blossoms filled the air in Shinjuku park. He sat on the bench waiting nervously for a friend that he would never meet with. I waited in the shadow of a Himalayan Cedar for the best cover I could muster. As time ploded on like a Brahmin walking on coals, I realized the target would never show and with my enhancement, I calculated a trajectory that put my needle into his spine in a shorter time than it would have taken him to stand up.
As I dropped the plunger he did not have the time or sufficient power to scream before I pulled him back into the tree leaving an undisturbed vignette. The nerve toxin incapacitated him in a fraction of a second as it coursed directly into the CNS and PNS control center. He was not only paralysed but, as I had injected it close to the man's reticular formation, I imagine he instantly fell asleep.
We meander the quiet corridors of the blackened abyss and come to a light in the base of a dismal abode. I strap him to a chair and calculate pressure and amounts of pain a body can endure, determined in synaptic impulses, before he dies or loses consciousness. The equations are complex but I have been given the brain of a computer to complete the necessary details. It's so easy as I throw him in a rusted out shell and fill it with salt water.
"Eventually, you will die here Mr. Hisagi, but first you will tell me a few things. First, Why you wish to alert the Americans of our remilitarization? And second, why you are such a dishonored scum to betray your own people?"
"PLEASE! I..."
"黙れ 豚！."
He remains quiet as the ballet begins. In my mind, I hear the beauty of war; the sound of cannons, both musical and explosive, and the screams of people shouting "no," as my ancestors have bayonets rammed into their guts by white men who know nothing of honor.
"檜佐木さん," I continue, "You do not deserve the luxury of a true Japanese name, therefore, I will call you Mr. Smith."
He begins weeping like a little girl as I cut the first shallow slice into his skin with speed so swift and shadows so dark, it seems no more than a blur from the darkness to him. I see the room as clearly as day with my upgrade and ask him with condescension, "Mr Smith, who is your contact to the United states?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"We know who you are and we know what you've taken."
"I took nothing! I am only a low level government employee. I serve papers but I never would observe anything!"
"A small concession. We're making progress!"
Swiftly I cut two more lacerations in his skin as the salt water begins to seep in and burn him with malevolence. The upgrade has given me the ability to be so far detached from the moral compass I used to have that I find it splendid for things like a quick torture case. For a second, my lesser faculties take hold and I ponder what the other superpowers would do with such technology, the Americans? Their old cold war rival, the Russians? This is surely the greatest technology to be achieved in an arms war since nuclear weapons were discovered and Japan is the victor, not those two arrogant fatheads.
As I circled him like a cloud circles earth waiting to send forth its lightening retribution.
"名前..."
"ごめんなさい！私は知らない！"
"You will tell me Hisagi san. You see? I can be kind if you let me. I give you your name back in exchange for hers."
"How did you know?"
"So it's a she?"
"NO! I misspoke! I know nothing."
Two strikes of lightning and the cloudy salt water in the tub tints red. I observe his facial fluctuations. I sense his pulse, I smell his fear and I begin to determine the answers I seek myself.
"So the girl, I assume she's close to you."
His pulse goes up and I hold my hand and dagger as I circle and determine his lies.
"...Very close?"
He gasps in a small, inaudible shock.
So, is she family? A girlfriend? a spouse?
All of a sudden, he goes calm and I can not read him. I sense that he is beginning to use the pain as a crutch.
[So you are surely Japanese] I think to myself.
I have figured it out, Mr. Hisagi, you are no longer needed. It is your wife, Mrs. Hisagi.
His pulse lifts and he begins to stir.
"...But how? How did you know? What kind of demon are you whose eye glows read and who moved with such speed and agility that even a ninja could only hope to imitate?"
"I knew because you just told me and beyond that? I knew it was someone close and even with your level of concentration and training, you are not impervious to lie detectors such as me. I see inside your head through your eyes and her image is imprinted in your brain to make you calm as well as the pain you use to enjoy your misery. The yin and the yang defense cannot be broken by human beings but I am Japan. I am her military now but I will give you one last courtesy for being strong as she has taught you to be."
Within an instant, my knife thrusts into his stomach and carves his chest open as my sword removes his head in one simple gesture. One series of movements that eliminates unnecessary steps to become one movement calculated to precision.
As I leave the dilapidated apartment building, I wipe my instruments clean as a chef cleans his knives of gristle. He died with honor. I gave him that. Now time to end his lineage with his Eve.
My soul is quiet
my body retaliates
yet, I feel nothing.
In my training, I have acquired certain skills that make me trained to kill with precision and indecision for the betterment of the empire of the sun. I will deny my existence to those who catch me and would rather die with honor than sell out my country. Therefore, in the eyes of the world, I work alone and with only myself to blame for the destruction I cause.
To kill someone in a tortuous way, one simply needs to cut the cerebellum from the nervous system at the bottom of the skull in the back. This can be accomplished with a swiss army knife but I would hardly debase my skills by using something so primitive. This is why my government has honored me with a physical upgrade, they call an ocular implant. All of a sudden I was able to move quicker and know the heartbeat of time and space myself...
In one beat of my own heart, my movements could match and overcome that of an inferior foe and everyone became inferior.
To initialize my story, I will tell you of my very first mission. As I said before, a small knife, inserted at the bottom of the neck and twisted will sever all nerves and cause instant paralysis as one begins to watch as their lungs and heart stop working. Depending on the point of insertion... But death is not the best choice for getting information. To do that, you want a similar instrument but less of an instrument of laceration and more for puncture. You want a nerve toxin.
The night was quiet as I remember and the sweet stink of cherry blossoms filled the air in Shinjuku park. He sat on the bench waiting nervously for a friend that he would never meet with. I waited in the shadow of a Himalayan Cedar for the best cover I could muster. As time ploded on like a Brahmin walking on coals, I realized the target would never show and with my enhancement, I calculated a trajectory that put my needle into his spine in a shorter time than it would have taken him to stand up.
As I dropped the plunger he did not have the time or sufficient power to scream before I pulled him back into the tree leaving an undisturbed vignette. The nerve toxin incapacitated him in a fraction of a second as it coursed directly into the CNS and PNS control center. He was not only paralysed but, as I had injected it close to the man's reticular formation, I imagine he instantly fell asleep.
We meander the quiet corridors of the blackened abyss and come to a light in the base of a dismal abode. I strap him to a chair and calculate pressure and amounts of pain a body can endure, determined in synaptic impulses, before he dies or loses consciousness. The equations are complex but I have been given the brain of a computer to complete the necessary details. It's so easy as I throw him in a rusted out shell and fill it with salt water.
"Eventually, you will die here Mr. Hisagi, but first you will tell me a few things. First, Why you wish to alert the Americans of our remilitarization? And second, why you are such a dishonored scum to betray your own people?"
"PLEASE! I..."
"黙れ 豚！."
He remains quiet as the ballet begins. In my mind, I hear the beauty of war; the sound of cannons, both musical and explosive, and the screams of people shouting "no," as my ancestors have bayonets rammed into their guts by white men who know nothing of honor.
"檜佐木さん," I continue, "You do not deserve the luxury of a true Japanese name, therefore, I will call you Mr. Smith."
He begins weeping like a little girl as I cut the first shallow slice into his skin with speed so swift and shadows so dark, it seems no more than a blur from the darkness to him. I see the room as clearly as day with my upgrade and ask him with condescension, "Mr Smith, who is your contact to the United states?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"We know who you are and we know what you've taken."
"I took nothing! I am only a low level government employee. I serve papers but I never would observe anything!"
"A small concession. We're making progress!"
Swiftly I cut two more lacerations in his skin as the salt water begins to seep in and burn him with malevolence. The upgrade has given me the ability to be so far detached from the moral compass I used to have that I find it splendid for things like a quick torture case. For a second, my lesser faculties take hold and I ponder what the other superpowers would do with such technology, the Americans? Their old cold war rival, the Russians? This is surely the greatest technology to be achieved in an arms war since nuclear weapons were discovered and Japan is the victor, not those two arrogant fatheads.
As I circled him like a cloud circles earth waiting to send forth its lightening retribution.
"名前..."
"ごめんなさい！私は知らない！"
"You will tell me Hisagi san. You see? I can be kind if you let me. I give you your name back in exchange for hers."
"How did you know?"
"So it's a she?"
"NO! I misspoke! I know nothing."
Two strikes of lightning and the cloudy salt water in the tub tints red. I observe his facial fluctuations. I sense his pulse, I smell his fear and I begin to determine the answers I seek myself.
"So the girl, I assume she's close to you."
His pulse goes up and I hold my hand and dagger as I circle and determine his lies.
"...Very close?"
He gasps in a small, inaudible shock.
So, is she family? A girlfriend? a spouse?
All of a sudden, he goes calm and I can not read him. I sense that he is beginning to use the pain as a crutch.
[So you are surely Japanese] I think to myself.
I have figured it out, Mr. Hisagi, you are no longer needed. It is your wife, Mrs. Hisagi.
His pulse lifts and he begins to stir.
"...But how? How did you know? What kind of demon are you whose eye glows read and who moved with such speed and agility that even a ninja could only hope to imitate?"
"I knew because you just told me and beyond that? I knew it was someone close and even with your level of concentration and training, you are not impervious to lie detectors such as me. I see inside your head through your eyes and her image is imprinted in your brain to make you calm as well as the pain you use to enjoy your misery. The yin and the yang defense cannot be broken by human beings but I am Japan. I am her military now but I will give you one last courtesy for being strong as she has taught you to be."
Within an instant, my knife thrusts into his stomach and carves his chest open as my sword removes his head in one simple gesture. One series of movements that eliminates unnecessary steps to become one movement calculated to precision.
As I leave the dilapidated apartment building, I wipe my instruments clean as a chef cleans his knives of gristle. He died with honor. I gave him that. Now time to end his lineage with his Eve.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Pain Case
Part II:
The raindrops fell like tears on the sad little town.
Really, it was pathetic. How would you treat a town thats soul purpose was to be a ghost?
June 12th, 1965,
It's been 13 days on base and I haven't seen bravo company faces or doctors anywhere. It's like they gave me a new toy and ran away to let me try it...
I'm not locked up so I guess it's nothing dangerous...
I walk the halls every day for a face, some sort of connection to this place that has 2 ice cream shops, a diner, a movie theater, a small hanger and bed and breakfasts but it's like everyone left for the season and forgot to leave me a way out.
The mountains loom over me like my teachers and parents in elementary school during PTA night... I can't believe I got left behind. They got to be here somewhere, just something's supposed to happen soon... right?
June 17th, 1965,
The ocean slithers in like a snake and all of a sudden, my eye is looking at the back of my eye lid... I seem to have gained a pillow in my sleep somehow and the technology to utilize infrared without opening my eyes, night vision when I do, and the ability to calculate precise equations without... well, for lack of better words, batting an eyelash.
Am I still Sergeant Moore or am I something more?
All of a sudden, it occurs to me, somebody's messed with my eyes. I run to the mirror and there isn't one. I run to the movie theater and there's people watching a movie. Where did they come from? I run to the stores and no mirror was present but people were shopping. I woke up and found myself in my bed with my wife. Did I imagine it all?
I go to the mirror in the bathroom and look at my face. It looks normal but something's a little off. My right eye looks a little droopy. The same eye looks too emplaced to be real. I touch it. It isn't real. In fact, nothing in this side of my face feels anything. They've replaced it all...
You took my face, you dirty mother fuckers. Sergeant Ronald Moore from Nome Alaska.
The raindrops fell like tears on the sad little town.
Really, it was pathetic. How would you treat a town thats soul purpose was to be a ghost?
June 12th, 1965,
It's been 13 days on base and I haven't seen bravo company faces or doctors anywhere. It's like they gave me a new toy and ran away to let me try it...
I'm not locked up so I guess it's nothing dangerous...
I walk the halls every day for a face, some sort of connection to this place that has 2 ice cream shops, a diner, a movie theater, a small hanger and bed and breakfasts but it's like everyone left for the season and forgot to leave me a way out.
The mountains loom over me like my teachers and parents in elementary school during PTA night... I can't believe I got left behind. They got to be here somewhere, just something's supposed to happen soon... right?
June 17th, 1965,
The ocean slithers in like a snake and all of a sudden, my eye is looking at the back of my eye lid... I seem to have gained a pillow in my sleep somehow and the technology to utilize infrared without opening my eyes, night vision when I do, and the ability to calculate precise equations without... well, for lack of better words, batting an eyelash.
Am I still Sergeant Moore or am I something more?
All of a sudden, it occurs to me, somebody's messed with my eyes. I run to the mirror and there isn't one. I run to the movie theater and there's people watching a movie. Where did they come from? I run to the stores and no mirror was present but people were shopping. I woke up and found myself in my bed with my wife. Did I imagine it all?
I go to the mirror in the bathroom and look at my face. It looks normal but something's a little off. My right eye looks a little droopy. The same eye looks too emplaced to be real. I touch it. It isn't real. In fact, nothing in this side of my face feels anything. They've replaced it all...
You took my face, you dirty mother fuckers. Sergeant Ronald Moore from Nome Alaska.
Pain Case
Part I: Introductions all around
When I was growing up, I wasn't much of anything. My mother provided us with rusted toys and coated them with fresh paint to make them look brand new. The paint did not cover up the toy when it crumbled.
We lived on a farm outside of Bryansk and for the most part, nobody came, nobody went, we strayed from any kind of attention we might attract. We had a suitable pond and a large field that I enjoyed playing in as a young child. If I got near to the house from my adventures crawling through the field shooting American rapists, I was in my command center which was a dumpy, old, green shed behind our house. It was in these moments, my mother so often said to me, "Сделайте что-нибудь с себя!" or "Do something with yourself!" When we could get our hands on them, my friends and I would smoke cigarettes and yell at little girls in the city; big girls too.
I often found myself calling names to a шлюха named Jesika. She would smile and tease me back every time, even when her eyes were black and blue like the turning of a Caribbean wave as it fades from blue to black in its deepest drops of the ocean floor. I had seen such wonders at the newspaper, for which my father worked. I dreamed of going there one day but we barely made enough money to keep our farm when all was said and done. Ironically, I had never seen my father at the newspaper but the people there seemed to know who I was.
During the winter of 1964, I watched as Jesika was brutally raped and murdered at the hands of her pimp. A year later, I watched as my mother, my brother and our cousin were murdered in front of my face after the gang that saw me watching Jesika being raped and murdered caught up to me. They weren't big time, they weren't really even recognized by any crime syndicate but they had wronged me and as they left me there, bleeding on the floor, I was sure I would die being not much of anything.
My father had different plans.
During the scuffle, my eye had been cut out by brutal gang members, in its place, my father had managed to install a test component called an "ocular implant." It made me able to see in infrared, night vision and even given me the ability to translate language, and solve complicated math problems; mostly related to probability.
For years, the deal was that I was given life and this enhancement along with others to serve a purpose: Mother Russia. Everyone knows the KGB but I was something different, something special. I was a project in not only the future of Mother Russia but the future of mankind. I suppose since the Cold War never really went so well for us, my comorads decided to evolve out of the necessity for war and become a better race that would render mankind obsolete. Their plan backfired. As was usual with my country, we did not think the whole thing through. Almost as if it were a karmic mirror to our blight of communism, individuality superseded the indoctrination and programing that was supposed to guide me towards a higher purpose.
Once they taught me how to use the hardware and what all my new functions were, I grabbed my military issue side arm and walked out into the streets of Bryansk...
It wasn't hard to find the Ослиный задницу and his gang. I picked up a hooker and beat her with the blunt end of a Five seveN until she told me "You're in trouble now!"
The петух присоски showed up just as planned: with 9 others and told me that I was going to die.
"Easy killer," I said while laughing down the barrel of his 38'. "I want to join your gang."
"Who are you to join us? You'll have to prove yourself first."
"What do I have to do?"
The conversation went on longer than needs to be told in story form suffice to say that it ended here:
"So you want me to rape and murder an innocent woman before I can join your gang?"
"Yes! This will prove you are hardcore gangster like us!"
"I have already incapacitated your сука and she is defenseless. Would not raping her and killing her be a waste of my time when she is bought and paid for with my money? And if it were an innocent woman, why would she have more courage than a hooker who never knows if her next John is a lunatic like me who will kill her? It seems to me, if this was your initiation you are all in need of a real test. Tell you what," I said, swinging my hand onto his side and removing his side arm to point it at his face, "why don't I just kill you instead?"
What fanfare! All nine idiots raised their guns to my head.
As I flipped his weapon back around to give it back to him, I laughed heartily and said, "Just kidding. If I did that, now where would I find employment?"
"Employment for what?" He said.
"So glad you asked..."
In a split second, I activated my synaptic reflexes and shot out the light. Ten shots rang out in the darkness before a single one of them had a chance to even grab their guns again from the last scare.
I struck a match and lit up a cigarette mixed with herbs as I held the match to the gang leader's face. The girl, whimpering and trying to scream in the background was getting on my nerves so I shot her in the face.
"Why would you do that?" said the gang leader.
"Your men are dead. You need medical treatment and I've just destroyed your product as well as perhaps relieved a shell of a suffering soul. I can't help this shit, they programmed me this way."
"You didn't kill me," he said.
I took out my cell phone and made a call.
"Да ... Мне нужно забрать ... Для города ... Да."
"What are you..."
"Заткнись, сука! Взрослые говорят."
As I hung up, I leaned in to look him in the eyes with my ocular implant illuminating his horrified gaze that now saw first hand the machine behind the fake face.
"Give it time, boy. As I have already stated to you, I hunt bigger game than women and children. Be cautious, however, because the next time we meet, I will give you death in a very slow way..."
I put out the cigarette on his forehead and I imagine the last thing he saw before I vanished was the glowing of my green eye that he had cut out years before...
When I was growing up, I wasn't much of anything. My mother provided us with rusted toys and coated them with fresh paint to make them look brand new. The paint did not cover up the toy when it crumbled.
We lived on a farm outside of Bryansk and for the most part, nobody came, nobody went, we strayed from any kind of attention we might attract. We had a suitable pond and a large field that I enjoyed playing in as a young child. If I got near to the house from my adventures crawling through the field shooting American rapists, I was in my command center which was a dumpy, old, green shed behind our house. It was in these moments, my mother so often said to me, "Сделайте что-нибудь с себя!" or "Do something with yourself!" When we could get our hands on them, my friends and I would smoke cigarettes and yell at little girls in the city; big girls too.
I often found myself calling names to a шлюха named Jesika. She would smile and tease me back every time, even when her eyes were black and blue like the turning of a Caribbean wave as it fades from blue to black in its deepest drops of the ocean floor. I had seen such wonders at the newspaper, for which my father worked. I dreamed of going there one day but we barely made enough money to keep our farm when all was said and done. Ironically, I had never seen my father at the newspaper but the people there seemed to know who I was.
During the winter of 1964, I watched as Jesika was brutally raped and murdered at the hands of her pimp. A year later, I watched as my mother, my brother and our cousin were murdered in front of my face after the gang that saw me watching Jesika being raped and murdered caught up to me. They weren't big time, they weren't really even recognized by any crime syndicate but they had wronged me and as they left me there, bleeding on the floor, I was sure I would die being not much of anything.
My father had different plans.
During the scuffle, my eye had been cut out by brutal gang members, in its place, my father had managed to install a test component called an "ocular implant." It made me able to see in infrared, night vision and even given me the ability to translate language, and solve complicated math problems; mostly related to probability.
For years, the deal was that I was given life and this enhancement along with others to serve a purpose: Mother Russia. Everyone knows the KGB but I was something different, something special. I was a project in not only the future of Mother Russia but the future of mankind. I suppose since the Cold War never really went so well for us, my comorads decided to evolve out of the necessity for war and become a better race that would render mankind obsolete. Their plan backfired. As was usual with my country, we did not think the whole thing through. Almost as if it were a karmic mirror to our blight of communism, individuality superseded the indoctrination and programing that was supposed to guide me towards a higher purpose.
Once they taught me how to use the hardware and what all my new functions were, I grabbed my military issue side arm and walked out into the streets of Bryansk...
It wasn't hard to find the Ослиный задницу and his gang. I picked up a hooker and beat her with the blunt end of a Five seveN until she told me "You're in trouble now!"
The петух присоски showed up just as planned: with 9 others and told me that I was going to die.
"Easy killer," I said while laughing down the barrel of his 38'. "I want to join your gang."
"Who are you to join us? You'll have to prove yourself first."
"What do I have to do?"
The conversation went on longer than needs to be told in story form suffice to say that it ended here:
"So you want me to rape and murder an innocent woman before I can join your gang?"
"Yes! This will prove you are hardcore gangster like us!"
"I have already incapacitated your сука and she is defenseless. Would not raping her and killing her be a waste of my time when she is bought and paid for with my money? And if it were an innocent woman, why would she have more courage than a hooker who never knows if her next John is a lunatic like me who will kill her? It seems to me, if this was your initiation you are all in need of a real test. Tell you what," I said, swinging my hand onto his side and removing his side arm to point it at his face, "why don't I just kill you instead?"
What fanfare! All nine idiots raised their guns to my head.
As I flipped his weapon back around to give it back to him, I laughed heartily and said, "Just kidding. If I did that, now where would I find employment?"
"Employment for what?" He said.
"So glad you asked..."
In a split second, I activated my synaptic reflexes and shot out the light. Ten shots rang out in the darkness before a single one of them had a chance to even grab their guns again from the last scare.
I struck a match and lit up a cigarette mixed with herbs as I held the match to the gang leader's face. The girl, whimpering and trying to scream in the background was getting on my nerves so I shot her in the face.
"Why would you do that?" said the gang leader.
"Your men are dead. You need medical treatment and I've just destroyed your product as well as perhaps relieved a shell of a suffering soul. I can't help this shit, they programmed me this way."
"You didn't kill me," he said.
I took out my cell phone and made a call.
"Да ... Мне нужно забрать ... Для города ... Да."
"What are you..."
"Заткнись, сука! Взрослые говорят."
As I hung up, I leaned in to look him in the eyes with my ocular implant illuminating his horrified gaze that now saw first hand the machine behind the fake face.
"Give it time, boy. As I have already stated to you, I hunt bigger game than women and children. Be cautious, however, because the next time we meet, I will give you death in a very slow way..."
I put out the cigarette on his forehead and I imagine the last thing he saw before I vanished was the glowing of my green eye that he had cut out years before...
Friday, February 15, 2013
Kindred: James Toulor: Part 12
December 31st 1999,
The entire world anticipates a new year and here I sit as paranoid as ever. During the last decade, I have built a compound to keep out the she wolf who, as I experienced in my youth, will be just as vicious as my "mother," and none as caring.
My father killed the wolf of my childhood and now I face the wild again. Cyrilla looks enraged that she can't go out on the town but I am convinced that the devil will show herself tonight.
"I have watched you over the centuries, darling. You've been a bad boy and have not waited for my return." I hear these words in my head and scream out, "NO!" but as no one else can hear them, my staff looks confused and terrified and Cyrilla simply looks obstinate.
"You fear me, little man. I have been coming for you for years since you broke my heart."
Regaining my composure, I try answering without talking.
"You left me, Arabella. You sent me away when you told me you would meet me again."
"YOU FOOLISH MORTAL MINDED DOG! You think in terms of ephemeral existence when you should have known that through the bite, we were connected. I needed my time to put together myself and you left and found yourself the harlot of ancient Greece. Look at the bitterness in the whore's eyes."
My heart dropped in my chest. I sensed her nearby but not so close that she could see my Cyrilla and definitely not so close that she could sense her mood. I heard her begin to laugh hysterically in my mind.
"Foolish boy. So powerful, DISCIPLINED and even experienced and yet you still don't know that I see through your eyes."
I immediately shut my eyes.
"Awww sweet darling, do you not wish to see me coming; to watch your aggressor take out her revenge?"
I said nothing, I thought nothing and after an hour or so of listing my centuries of mistakes, she was silent. The silence scared me more than the volume though. I felt her presence everywhere like the born again feels god. I held my breath and did everything I could to stop from screaming. Terrified by the overwhelming connection I felt to her, that it was almost romantic fear, if there is such a thing.
Confusion abounds as I look around the room and carefully analyze the faces around me for ones I may not recognize. Just as I think I know every one, the voice speaks but this time out loud and on my neck.
"You should have waited for me, we could have had such a beautiful requiem together. No matter, you brought me the Kallisti and she is valuable in ways you cannot even begin to understand, child."
I turn around and in her full glory dressed in war gear, there she stands. The beautiful and haunting Arabella DeGalle. Without warning, she grabs me and begins to drain my blood. I fight back and a battle unlike our world has ever known ensues.
Outside, the flood waters begin to roll in as I throw Arabella into a wall that breaks like it's been hit with a sledge hammer. Test tubes smash and the lightening can be heard hitting our building in sparse bouts of almost godlike fury.
From somewhere in the room, I hear Cyrilla crying and screaming and calling out my name. For the first time, as a Kindred, I experience more emotion than I'm accustomed to. I feel incredible fear. Flash bangs erupt in the room and soldiers of unknown origin come flooding in like the waters begin to do in Yazoo.
Gunfire erupts as Kindred and Kine fight on my side and hers and the clash brings the fury that is as real as sweat and rain water that begins to flood our bodies. The blood in the room runs thick and I feel bullets pierce my skin as the rage takes over me and I become blinded to a good fight. Arabella is far older than I and quickly takes the upper hand in our fight.
From the ceiling she reaches down and grabs me as I begin to notice an apprentice at her side. Just like the prissy princess to have the audience of my child during my last lament.
She picks me up off the ground and holds me by my head as my body goes limp from loss of blood.
"...And now, lover, time to die..."
I feel her fangs rip into my throat and from a TV somewhere nearby, I hear, "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... and then...
The entire world anticipates a new year and here I sit as paranoid as ever. During the last decade, I have built a compound to keep out the she wolf who, as I experienced in my youth, will be just as vicious as my "mother," and none as caring.
My father killed the wolf of my childhood and now I face the wild again. Cyrilla looks enraged that she can't go out on the town but I am convinced that the devil will show herself tonight.
"I have watched you over the centuries, darling. You've been a bad boy and have not waited for my return." I hear these words in my head and scream out, "NO!" but as no one else can hear them, my staff looks confused and terrified and Cyrilla simply looks obstinate.
"You fear me, little man. I have been coming for you for years since you broke my heart."
Regaining my composure, I try answering without talking.
"You left me, Arabella. You sent me away when you told me you would meet me again."
"YOU FOOLISH MORTAL MINDED DOG! You think in terms of ephemeral existence when you should have known that through the bite, we were connected. I needed my time to put together myself and you left and found yourself the harlot of ancient Greece. Look at the bitterness in the whore's eyes."
My heart dropped in my chest. I sensed her nearby but not so close that she could see my Cyrilla and definitely not so close that she could sense her mood. I heard her begin to laugh hysterically in my mind.
"Foolish boy. So powerful, DISCIPLINED and even experienced and yet you still don't know that I see through your eyes."
I immediately shut my eyes.
"Awww sweet darling, do you not wish to see me coming; to watch your aggressor take out her revenge?"
I said nothing, I thought nothing and after an hour or so of listing my centuries of mistakes, she was silent. The silence scared me more than the volume though. I felt her presence everywhere like the born again feels god. I held my breath and did everything I could to stop from screaming. Terrified by the overwhelming connection I felt to her, that it was almost romantic fear, if there is such a thing.
Confusion abounds as I look around the room and carefully analyze the faces around me for ones I may not recognize. Just as I think I know every one, the voice speaks but this time out loud and on my neck.
"You should have waited for me, we could have had such a beautiful requiem together. No matter, you brought me the Kallisti and she is valuable in ways you cannot even begin to understand, child."
I turn around and in her full glory dressed in war gear, there she stands. The beautiful and haunting Arabella DeGalle. Without warning, she grabs me and begins to drain my blood. I fight back and a battle unlike our world has ever known ensues.
Outside, the flood waters begin to roll in as I throw Arabella into a wall that breaks like it's been hit with a sledge hammer. Test tubes smash and the lightening can be heard hitting our building in sparse bouts of almost godlike fury.
From somewhere in the room, I hear Cyrilla crying and screaming and calling out my name. For the first time, as a Kindred, I experience more emotion than I'm accustomed to. I feel incredible fear. Flash bangs erupt in the room and soldiers of unknown origin come flooding in like the waters begin to do in Yazoo.
Gunfire erupts as Kindred and Kine fight on my side and hers and the clash brings the fury that is as real as sweat and rain water that begins to flood our bodies. The blood in the room runs thick and I feel bullets pierce my skin as the rage takes over me and I become blinded to a good fight. Arabella is far older than I and quickly takes the upper hand in our fight.
From the ceiling she reaches down and grabs me as I begin to notice an apprentice at her side. Just like the prissy princess to have the audience of my child during my last lament.
She picks me up off the ground and holds me by my head as my body goes limp from loss of blood.
"...And now, lover, time to die..."
I feel her fangs rip into my throat and from a TV somewhere nearby, I hear, "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... and then...
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Kindred: James Toulor: Part 11
November 9th, 1989,
As I sit in my little cottage outside Yazoo City limits, I watch the television with Cyrilla and we cannot believe our eyes. What we are watching is the wall that divided democracy and communism being torn down and I know that this marks the end of an era known as the Cold war. I also know that the stability that this will afford the Europeans will also bring back the demons who wish to destroy me and my companion. It is only a matter of time before they find me and I know the Spanish Harlot can probably feel me from whatever cesspool she exists in now.
Oh princess, do you come for me? I have had time to prepare. I have had time to build an army. I have had time to get ready to ruin your nights. In 1990, I feel your presence near to me.
You're here for me. Leave her out of this.
You know what she is?
You sense her presence too?
You will never take her from me. Do your bidding quickly because at the end of this night, you will be dead or I will.
As I sit in my little cottage outside Yazoo City limits, I watch the television with Cyrilla and we cannot believe our eyes. What we are watching is the wall that divided democracy and communism being torn down and I know that this marks the end of an era known as the Cold war. I also know that the stability that this will afford the Europeans will also bring back the demons who wish to destroy me and my companion. It is only a matter of time before they find me and I know the Spanish Harlot can probably feel me from whatever cesspool she exists in now.
Oh princess, do you come for me? I have had time to prepare. I have had time to build an army. I have had time to get ready to ruin your nights. In 1990, I feel your presence near to me.
You're here for me. Leave her out of this.
You know what she is?
You sense her presence too?
You will never take her from me. Do your bidding quickly because at the end of this night, you will be dead or I will.
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