Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Story Stopper

Part I: Dead End Job

It starts back some time ago, in the BCE. One is born, one commits to the idea of miracles, hinting at a higher power, and before we know it, we have a sharp object in our sides and we're being given a choice by, what can only be described as an angel: "you are one of the earliest members of an elite group: true believers. It is due to your faith and love that we offer you a job in the afterlife. A chance to live again and even choose others to aid you in your task: to reap souls and ferry them to the life here after."

So here was the chance to be alive again and walk amongst human beings forever with no pain and no consequences of mortality. With it, however, I may carry the burdens of death and the emotions I have in forever. I said yes.

Reaping like most nine to fives is only a job and one that becomes less and less burdensome with time and help. My department started off as only me. I was given the job by an angel who served as death until he thought up the idea of reapers. I became what they referred to as an angel as one of the perks of the job but just because I had a pair of wings, didn't mean I was at the same power and level as the three headed, thousands of beating wings seraph who gave me the job; I was simply an angel. That is: not Seraphym, Cherubym or Ophanym, not even Arch Angel, just head of a department, plain old Dolphiel or Dolph as I would be known across the milenia.

The last name would change of course: Dolph Gastón, Dolph Siskel, Dolph Waters, Dolph DePaolo, etc. but it was always Dolph. The angels up the food chain have the power to alter reality so it really wasn't much of a thing that every hundred years or so, human beings would perceive that I had died. Death was easy, of course; the putrid stench, the release of a body to inhabit another. My reapers saw me for what I really looked like but to human beings, my visage would change every hundred years or so.

Death was the only downside to living forever but unless I wanted to be incorporeal, it was necessary. I could exist either way but to interact physically with the living, I needed a body. I really didn't need one after the first 5000 years or so, (due to a rapidly expanding department) but I really enjoy the basest of instincts like sex, sports and occasionally drugs and drinking. I could absorb knowledge about humans effortlessly as a perk of my promotion to angel but the physical destructiveness of man was reserved for those in his corporeal prison.

Watching humanity evolve, build itself up and fall down trillions of times was truly awe inspiring at first but eternity is a long time and over this time, we must find ways to occupy our time, but that's what this story is all about. Why else would you want to hear the tale of one who ends the story over and over?

Sunday, November 17, 2013

When the drug war almost ended...

Peter pope sat on a park bench smoking a Marlboro Red and mutely awaiting his mark. The birds chirped in the twilight hour and the last leaf fell from a sycamore. From across the pond, he saw the sprawling city of Washington D.C. gripping onto the farce of democracy and gripping the silenced Beretta in his coat, he pulled back the shirt cover as a silhouette approached him through the afternoon fog.

Sitting down next to him, the mark spoke, "nice day for a lager, huh?"

"Es demasiado tranquilo para una fiesta,"he replied.

The mark pulled out a thick file from an attaché case and said, "I'm tired of politics, maybe this will help our countries finally make peace in this senseless war."

Peter turned and said, "a friend greets his friends by the light of mid day."

With this, he pulled out the gun fired two slugs directly into the Security Chief's heart. The silencer made a whisper of the chaos as it put the benefactor into his immortal slumber and the man slumped over onto Pope's shoulder.

Peter took the cigarette from his mouth and put it between the lifeless body's lips as he laid him down on the bench, lifted his legs into a fetal position and put the man's hat over his eyes.

As he made his disappearing act, the cigarette went out and the birds chirped in the muted din of an afternoon fog.